Sonntagswitz

[Cyrano]

Hihi...
Hat er sich auch die Finger gebrochen?

[Jessica]

Passt zu Jessicas Hobby....
[..]

   
Schwamm drüber

Neuer Sonntagswitz für diesen Sonntag:

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God,
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all
of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not
happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a 'man,' Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and
be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.
But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will
look silly aroused, but since you're complaining, I'll create him in such in a
way that he will satisfy your ah, physical needs.
He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a
ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think
properly.
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch,
Lord?"
"Yeah, well ... you can have him on one condition.
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring, so you'll have to let
him believe that I made him first...So, just remember .. it's our
secret...Woman-to-woman.

 

[Jennifer Anson]

Na da hab ich ja Glück, dass ich noch auf die Richtige Seite gewechselt habe 

[nina_vem]

Siehe auch die Personifizierung von Gott im Film Dogma

http://german.imdb.com/title/tt0120655/

[LivNorton]

....Gott ist in einigen Kulturen weiblich.......that's no joke......



http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1510/is_n74/ai_11891384

[Roxanne]

"Lieber Gott warum bist du eigentlich keine Frau
das wär n' echter Hammer das wär doch ne riesen Schau
der Himmel wär dann rosa und nicht mehr Himmelblau
lieber Gott warum bist du eigentlich keine Frau? "


Strophe aus Klaus Lage "Mercedes Benz"

[Roxanne]

Hey! Es ist noch nicht Sonntag! 






Na gut, okay:

[Konstanze]

Öhm Roxy, ist das Jugendfrei?

[Manuela_Pupates]

  Was ist das denn??

Mama Roxy was macht der man da mit der Frau??? und warum hat der mann so einen großen   ...............Körper??

Klein Püppi versteht das Bild nicht ?

[Roxanne]

Jugendfrei? Hmm, weiß nicht     Ab 16 ?

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